Monday Mania a/k/a things I love that will probably kill me.

I see lots of committments to health on these fine interwebs.  Good for you.  Today I am not in that kind of mood.  So I present to you an important list...

THINGS I LOVE THAT WILL PROBABLY KILL ME.

1.  Chicken Wings.  With ranch and celery.  Hot.  Preferably from The Bar because they are crispy and not goopy from sauce.  In fact, my favorite date nights are for wings. 

2.  Inappropriate amounts of liquor.  Preferably bourbon or gin.  In a fancy glass.  At a party or alone, both are pitch perfect. 

3.  The very best ever rice krispies bars.  I am not a sweet person.  This is the only dessert type item I would consider a vice.  But I love these.  One whole stick of butter, two bags of marshmallows and one small box of rice krispie cereal.  Heaven in a bar form.  

 4.  Cheese and bread.  Above is my most recent favorite way to eat these two.  This recipe may change your life (in an artery clogging but very very happy way).  Best served with friends.  and booze. 

5.  Bloody Marys.  I know that booze got its own entry, but the Bloody Mary is such the height of perfection that it gets its own.  Salty, with snacks.  Appropriate for breakfast.  What is not to love?



I have years of perfecting this list.  If you would be interested in joining me for any of this goodness, say the word.  We can make it happen.